The Bat-Sanitizer
Batman has to be germophobic. The guy wears full protection from head-to-toe. At some point, though, he'll need to wash his hands, eat, or--God forbid--sack out undercover at some grimy hotel in Gotham's red light district.
Hence the need for this special UV wand. Just wave it over whatever's freaking you out--cell phone, door knob or those crusty bedsheets--and 99.9 percent of accumulated germs will laugh themselves to death. No! They'll be zapped, as "intense ultraviolet radiation emanates from a lens on the face." (Health advisory: Not recommended for giving yourself an erstaz suntan if you're a creature of the night.) Remember, cleanliness is next to battiness! --Darren Gladstone
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